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LaughTrack, my latest plot to take over the world

Posted April 5th, 2009 by Nick

As you all may or may not know, I am plotting to take over the world. While up until now I have had about as much success as a cheese sandwich, I think this latest attempt is sure to succeed.

You see, what better way to take over the world than to make all peoples feel self-important and over-confident. My latest iPhone toy, LaughTrack, allows you to carry around a studio audience in your pocket. All your jokes will be laughted at. All your snide comments, joyfully giggled at. All your great accomplishments will be cheered and applauded. This makes you and everyone else feel like a star and as such you want others (namely me) to do your bidding. This will make all of you hand over enormous amounts of control over your lives to me. With this new control I will spread LaughTrack even deeper into all societies and …. I think you see where this is going.

You may think that it is foolish for me to divulge this fiendish plot to the very people from which I will extract their freedom, but I know it’s okay, because I’m getting loads of applause and cheering from the audience.

Check out more on LaughTrack or buy it from iTunes ($0.99).